Okay, so I hear that Alicia fell during a concert for the Essence Music Festival. I'm not a big Alicia fan, but I care if a preggo falls. I JUST decided to check it out on the (Spanish pronunciation) U-Tube.
Okay. She's alright. She popped back up. Kept it PRO!
Seems like she tripped over a cord or something. Coulda happened un-pregnant.
I don't think this means she should "go sit down somewhere". She just needs to watch where she's going. It's not like her shows require strenuous choreography.
ANYWAYS...
I didn't rush YouTube in search of the footage because in these last few months, a bunch of singers have been "falling" on stage. You get to the video, and it ain't that deep.
Seems like she tripped over a cord or something. Coulda happened un-pregnant.
I don't think this means she should "go sit down somewhere". She just needs to watch where she's going. It's not like her shows require strenuous choreography.
ANYWAYS...
I didn't rush YouTube in search of the footage because in these last few months, a bunch of singers have been "falling" on stage. You get to the video, and it ain't that deep.
Like Rihanna
Somebody just forgot to score her shoes. No biggie.
Lady Gagas
Lady Gagas
I dunno how you fall where you aren't really moving. I suspect cocaina.
Just sayin'.
Again. No biggie.
I was going to put the video of Jennifer Lopez falling at the AMAs, but I think she had it taken off of YouTube. All the ones I could find had these horrible introductions to the uploader's fake ass record label. I.CAN'T.
When Jennifer fell, I wasn't even sure that she fell. She popped back up so quick.
Pro.
Again, a shoe issue. She wasn't wearing dancer's shoes. She was wearing street shoes. All her rehearsal pics shoes her in sneakers. As a dancer, Jennifer shoulda known better.
Now, the point of me posting all these videos of chicks slipping.
I compare ALL stage incidents to none other than Ms. Sasha Fierce.
Just sayin'.
Again. No biggie.
I was going to put the video of Jennifer Lopez falling at the AMAs, but I think she had it taken off of YouTube. All the ones I could find had these horrible introductions to the uploader's fake ass record label. I.CAN'T.
When Jennifer fell, I wasn't even sure that she fell. She popped back up so quick.
Pro.
Again, a shoe issue. She wasn't wearing dancer's shoes. She was wearing street shoes. All her rehearsal pics shoes her in sneakers. As a dancer, Jennifer shoulda known better.
Now, the point of me posting all these videos of chicks slipping.
I compare ALL stage incidents to none other than Ms. Sasha Fierce.
Yes!
Beyonce ATE SHIT in this video.
Aww man! I cried when I saw this video.
I mean, she FLEW down them steps.
No matter what I may say about Beyonce, her ass popped up and commenced to flangin' her lace front LIKE.A.PRO.
But that shit was hilarious!
I would not have laughed if I were at the actual concert because I would've thought she was really hurt. Even when she popped up. All the adrenaline going, she coulda lost an arm and would not have felt it.
Beyonce ATE SHIT in this video.
Aww man! I cried when I saw this video.
I mean, she FLEW down them steps.
No matter what I may say about Beyonce, her ass popped up and commenced to flangin' her lace front LIKE.A.PRO.
But that shit was hilarious!
I would not have laughed if I were at the actual concert because I would've thought she was really hurt. Even when she popped up. All the adrenaline going, she coulda lost an arm and would not have felt it.
I think it's safe to say that performers fall. That's just how it is. All of these girls are at the top of their game, no matter how much I think Rihanna's fame is based on her looks, and Gaga's for lack there of. They all fell, and got back up.
I'm glad Alicia was okay. Hell, I've seen pregnant women bump their bumps into things, fall, drop hot coffee on the belly...for the most part, the baby is well cushioned. I remember a lady on the news (back when I was a kid) and she was stabbed in the belly (I know, horrifying!). SHE was all fuxed up, but the baby was born and totally chillin'.
Pregnant women are not China dolls. Yeah, they need to be mindful of things, but it doesn't mean they should be locked away and just eat for 40 weeks.
Hmm, maybe that's how a lot of normies have "baby fat" 4 years after they had the kid.
I'm glad Alicia was okay. Hell, I've seen pregnant women bump their bumps into things, fall, drop hot coffee on the belly...for the most part, the baby is well cushioned. I remember a lady on the news (back when I was a kid) and she was stabbed in the belly (I know, horrifying!). SHE was all fuxed up, but the baby was born and totally chillin'.
Pregnant women are not China dolls. Yeah, they need to be mindful of things, but it doesn't mean they should be locked away and just eat for 40 weeks.
Hmm, maybe that's how a lot of normies have "baby fat" 4 years after they had the kid.
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