Dipsticks and Lollipops: Jessica Simpson's The Price of Beauty

I watched Jessica Simpson's show The Price of Beauty on Vh1.com today. I wanted to give this show a chance. Why a chance? Well, I'm not a Jessica Simpson fan. She's a 'tard-box. Now, if she was just stupid, I can give her a pass. However, Jessica thinks being a tard-box is cute. She plays on it. She's like a 7 year old child.

Another reason why I had no desire to watch this show was because, in my opinion,Jessica is only doing this show because she was called fat and her feelings were hurt and the producers over at Vh1 can only air so many shows about raggedy hoes gold-digging behind dudes that ain't sold an album since I was a virgin.



Jessica has no record deal. She couldn't sell records in the first place. She tried to sing country until they boo-ed her ass out of Nashville. She can't exactly rely on acting. What mad Jessica successful? How is she profitable??? Being a tard-box on a reality TV show with her then-husband, Nick Lachey.



Don't get me wrong. I'm glad she has this show because she needs to bring in money. Her shoe line that she license her name to is doing pretty good. Okay, I'm throwing shade. I will give the benefit of the doubt that Jessica DOES make approvals with the line.



Okay. So I watch the first episode. She has Ken Paves on there. Okay. Maybe I'll stay. Then I see her handy-dandy-tard friend, CaCee. Now I know I'm in for some bullshit.

In this episode, they're in Thailand. First they go to the marketplace. What do they do? Act like they ain't never been nowhere.

They then meet this woman who used skin lightener that messed her up pretty bad. Jessica said in her commentary that she didn't know that people desired to be lighter in other countries. Umm...yeah. We have that problem here too, Jess. But whatev. Jessica told the woman that it will be okay and to keep singing (she use to be a singer). I guess that was nice, but that's not how it works in Thailand. If you're found to be ugly, deformed, disabled, or have the wrong color eyes, mofos will ostracize you. Why do you think she was bleaching her shit? She was trying to fit into her society. Here, in America, we live in a melting pot. We got more flavors than Skittles. In places like Thailand, you're either "in" or you're "out". No pun intended. I hate Project Runway!

Next, the trio head to a monastery to meditate because in this culture, it is important to be beautiful on the inside.
Now this is when I hit my limit. Do you know this donkey bitch sat up in the monastery and started giggling because she couldn't sit her ass still long enough to take in some damn culture and find some fucking peace??????????

RUDE!

In her commentary, she didn't really show remorse. It was all cute and funny. She did say, "For some reason, I couldn't be at piece with myself, so maybe I have a little bit more work to do". Really, bitch???? Really???

I stopped the video. I can't. The show wasn't good enough to make me continue. Jessica was irking me. Just when I'm give people a chance, they show me why I should stick to my first mind.

The Price of Beauty is a rip. I thought it was going to be Jessica Simpson going around the world and really doing something great. I really did think she was going to be serious. This was her chance to show us that she's not an idiot and it was all for ratings back then. But no. She IS and idiot. I think she's a nice girl. She doesn't mean any harm. But where the fux is her mama??? No one tells her to grow the fuck up??? People say mean shit about her because they think she's too stupid to understand in the first place.